Candy
Unopened bag of candy. Porch pickup only.
Despite my appreciation for the old adage that proclaims 'the best things in life are free', in this case I am more inclined to follow the advice of my mother...and every mother...and a few after school specials from the early 90's, all of whom advocate that one should never take candy from a stranger, even, and especially, if it's free. To me this post reads like an innovative attempt by a forward-thinking, technology inclined kidnapper...and I'm not okay with it.
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