CVS Pharmacy
Me - long lashes, decent build - a natural runner, immune to malaria, wearing CVS pharmacy uniform with a name badge that at first glance could be mistaken for an onomatopoeia
You - 25, really, really cute and boyish looking. You were shy about picking up your prescription for valtrex. not sure if it's your first time coming to us or you're newly diagnosed. Can upgrade you to non-formulary or non-generic given the flexibility of Skadden's prescription plan in exchange for a Mr. Yogato or a trip to JR's. Coffee?
I'm going to go ahead and put it out there that Craigslist is absolutely not the right forum to out someone for having herpes...in fact, I'm really unsure if there is a right forum for doing such a thing, but regardless...also, any attempt at building a relationship whos foundation is based around a chance encounter at the pharmacy counter while one party is picking up their Valtrex prescription is probably not one for the record books. Honestly, Mr. Pharmacy Technician Who's Name Badge Could be Mistaken for an Onomatopoeia (and by the way, WHAT? if you're trying to clue someone into your identity, you're going to have to give up some more info...), whatever butterflies you felt when your missed connection came to pick up his Rx were likely lost on this gentleman, as I'm imagining his head was probably hung in shame when he slunk up to counter to collect the goods. However I could be wrong, and maybe this one will bloom over a cup of Mr. Yogato...I mean even if it doesn't last, at least you'll be left with a something to remember your time together by. And that souvenir is a little something called herpes.
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