NOT FOR EATING

Sweet Alpine Dwarf Doe Goat

Sweet Alpine dwarf doeling. About 9 months old. Great with children. For pet only NOT FOR EATING. Picture upon request, must pick up.

I have a strange urge to respond and save this poor goat from its uncertain fate. What I am concerned about, though, is why the poster is in possession of the creature in the first place. However that is the least of my worries when I consider the emphasis place upon the fact that this animal is NOT FOR EATING. Do people eat goats? I understand that we are experiencing some tough economic times but I sincerely doubt it has come to the point in which people are scouring Craigslist for any suitable form of sustinance. If that was the case, the 'Pets' section would be in serious crisis. But as this is not the current circumstances, I think we can (hopefully) assume that whoever was interested in the goat was not intending on eating the poor thing. I do have one suggestion for the poster...why not place this ad in the aforementioned 'Pets' section, thus eliminating any confusion as to the purpose of the sweet alpine doe...just a thought.

The Thrill of the Chaste...

Christian Relationship/Sexuality Books for Singles

I have a set of 3 Christian Relationship books for giveaway:

"The Thrill of the Chaste" by Dawn Eden
"Did I Kiss Marriage Goodbye" by Carolyn McCulley
"The Invisible Bond" by Barbara Wilson

These are great books and worked for me. I am now engaged to a Christian man.


This is very generous...and very Christian, as these books are being offered free of charge. Now I respect that people have differing values and I mean no offense to those of us who may find the titles of these books alluring, whereas to me, they are just funny. Oh, and creepy. 'The Thrill of the Chaste'? Really? Last I checked there was nothing thrilling about chastity....

Facing the Facts...

Wanted: Pretty Girl to Take Facebook Pics With
The thing is that my recent ex-gf is acting up, I need a pic to put on my Faceebook profile to provoke her. So I just need a pretty girl (that my ex doesn't know) to take pics with me in my room, make it look like we're partying and having a fantastic time, and that you're really into me. Or something along those lines. Maybe another pic taken in the park close to my apartment.

Pretty easy stuff. Let me know if you're interested. Compensation is negotiable.


This concerns me for a number of reasons...and at the same time I am strangely drawn to this young man's plight. Who hasn't seen their past flame's recent album updates and cringed when you saw him or her cozying up to some cutie?! Only just about everyone. The difference here would be that the cutie they're with is likely someone they are genuinely into, or drunk enough to flirt with, and not someone they hired from Craigslist. In addition, partying it up in his room and having a fantastic time? Sounds like a poor choice of settings unless this is some sort of soft-core shoot. As a result, despite identifying with the issue, I have to admit that posting an ad for an impromptu photo sesh with strangers to be the featured newsfeed item takes this to an all new, horribly pathetic low.

Butter me up...

Butter Sculpture of John McCain
I made a butter bust of John McCain for this guy's inauguration party, but I guess the other guy won. Oops. I'm selling it at cost. It's really big, and soon it's going to go rancid. Act fast!

Update: In response to your many inquiries, the butter is not salted.


Really? A butter bust of John McCain...I am first confused about why this would have been commissioned. I am trying to envision it atop a fabulous spread of hors d'oeuvres at some swanky political soiree, and I can't. However what I am most annoyed at is that this post was put up yesterday...the twenty-first. A day after inauguration. Was the sculptor not aware that Mr. Obama would be sworn in on Tuesday? Was he holding on to said butter bust should there be a last minute switch and Mr. McCain would be up there taking the oath? Ugh. Let's not even discuss the price tag...or the fact that the seller mentions the word 'rancid' in his post. I will admit though that I am just a little curious to see a picture of this gem...